What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do people hate Nickelback so much? What makes them different from other popular bands like Linkin Park, Green Day, etc.? Is it just because they're Canadian or what?

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Google adds AI features to Chromebook Plus devices - TechCrunch

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Disney and Universal team up to sue AI photo generator Midjourney, claiming copyright infringement - CNN

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

China's electric cars are cheaper, but is there a deeper cost? - BBC

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why, after being called "Libraries," for centuries, are these hallowed college institutions being renamed: "Learning Centers," and "Resource Centers," etc? What's wrong with the time-honored and venerable name: "Library"? What is to be gained?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

What are the most popular bedroom furniture designs in 2024?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

What is a promotion strategy in marketing?

So they tried

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Scientists make jaw-dropping discovery after satellite images reveal what's hiding over a mile beneath Antarctic ice: 'It's like uncovering a time capsule' - Yahoo

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Next, they tried...

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?